Literature
TFP: The Birth of Optimus Prime-Prince of Egypt
Orion Pax: *whistles* Well, that went well.
Megatronus: Just go away.
Orion Pax: Could have been worse.
Megatronus: The weak link in the chain...that's what he called me.
Orion Pax: *sigh* Well...you are rather pathetic.
Megatronus: Irresponsible, ignorant of the traditions, he practically accused me of bringing down Kaon!
Orion Pax: Yeah, I can see it now! There go the star ships! Hahaha.
Megatronus: You can laugh about it!
Orion Pax: Statues cracking and toppling over, the oil drying up, single-handedly you will managed to bring the greatest city on Cybertron to ruin.
Megatronus: Tell me this, Orion, tell me this! Why is it that every time you start, I'm the one who ends up in trouble?
*Orion Pax drops a bag of oil and it splashes on some guards*
Guard#1: OW! Man, ow! Uh, Megatronus. You're in trouble, young mech!
Guard#2: Megs, get down here! I think you owe us an apology!
Guard#1: Oh! My new finish! I am so upset!
Megatronus: *gasp!*
Orion Pax: You'd might as
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