A Middle Earth Parenting Class
Note: Has anyone seen the Silmarillion for Noobs?
Disclaimer: Well this is where I got the inspiration from. I don’t own the Silmarillion, neither do I own any Silmarils so don’t raid my house and slay everyone inside it, for example... guys... And even if I did, I’d give it to Maedhros. You know. I wouldn’t jump and spontaneously turn into a bird...
Summary: Fëanor, Eärendil, Elwing and Denethor Allfather attend a parenting class.
Warning: OOC elves. Because, you know, elves wouldn’t ordinarily attend a parenting class... would they?
A Middle Earth parenting class. What could possibly go wrong?
I had invited Maglor to teach it with me. From what I could tell, Elrond and Elros were rather happy with Maglor. Well, they weren’t unhappy. Well, they were relatively okay, which was good enough.
“Alright.” I said loudly, hoping it would make the class shut up. It didn’t. “Settle