Rules About Cats written By a Cat by ErrowFireWolfs, literature
Literature
Rules About Cats written By a Cat
herro! this is cat..cat is here to share facts for slavegiant(human)
thou slave and me will be meeting on long term i think its time to set the rules
listen closely slavegiant..thou..
1: if allowed to pet cats stomach only pet 2 times....pet 3rd time and you will feel the sweet sensation of my claws sinking into your flesh.
2:Cat will knock over any dinosaur figure your put up...i will not tolerate them on my land.
3:don't look me in the eyes or i will light your soul on fire
4:let me take 60% of your bed because i want to
5:do not poke me...for i will kill u
6: plz....plz.....let me kill dog idiot ....plz
7: pet me daily ..*demon voi