I'll be 20!
This is actually a very important date for me. 20 is more important to me than 21, or 18, or any of those other landmark years. I don't drink or party or anything, so 21's not important at all to me. And 18 was just kinda like any other thing. Sure I could buy porn and maybe even get jury duty and get an apartment or get sued or soemthing... But 20, it's an even number, a multiple of ten. One fourth of my life gone. Twenty.... That means I'm no longer a horny teenager, instead now I'm just a regular ol pervert . OH GOD I'M GETTING SO OLD.
Because this to be an important date to me, I'll share some personally retarded information. There have been four major major landmarks in my life. Four moments that seemed to change the course of history for me. They are as follows:
1.) The first big event in my life happened when I was 13, I was on a camping trip with my family in Yosemite. We had just com