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Bad Day? :iconspringbellebunny:SpringBelleBunny 236 41 Septiplier DEAD :iconcartoonjunkie:cartoonjunkie 2,297 503
Literature
365 Things I Love About You
365 Things I Love About You
1. I love how you always make me smile
2. I love how you always make me laugh
3. I love the way you inspire me.
4. I love how cute and adorable you can be
5. I love the kindness that you show
6. I love how I can always be there for you
7. I love how you can always there for me.
8. I love how you stand up for the things you believe in
9. I love how open-minded you are
10. I love your gentleness with me
12. I love how you take my breath away.
13. I love thinking about you
14. I love how sweet you make my dreams
15. I love hearing your laughter
16. I love it when you smile
17. I love you still when your angry
18. I love you still when your sad
19. I love you still when you're a mess (though you'll always be beautiful to me)
20. I love the way you feel
21. I love the way you hold my hand
22. I love the way you smell
23. I love gazing into your eyes
24. I love the sound of your sweet voice
25. I love how much you've taught me about life and myself
26. I lo
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Literature
Gentle Persuasion - [AU] Levi x Aquaphobe!Reader
“Come on, [First], get your ass in the water,” came the irate voice of Levi, your easily angered boyfriend.
The two of you had currently been in your backyard, addressing the same problem you had been addressing for the majority of the year, now. That problem being…
You were extremely aquaphobic.
Showers were fine, taps were fine – baths were not, pools were not, the beach was not. You didn’t know what it was that terrified you so much about water—no, actually, that was a lie. You were entirely aware of what caused you to live in constant fear. You had almost drowned on your trip to the beach last year; you remembered the suffocating feeling of water filling your lungs. The waves were rough, and they were too strong for you to overpower. The pure terror that wracked your nerves was something that was constantly renewed whenever you so much as looked at a sink full of water.
You shook your head furiously at Levi’s demand. “No, no, I
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EWCOMIC No. 156 - Eyes :iconeddsworld:eddsworld 3,039 1,054 Why So Serious :iconpatrickbrown:PatrickBrown 5,315 413 Why so serious? :iconrahll:Rahll 6,733 1,340 Steven experiences a seizure. :iconthatluckyhorseshoe:ThatLuckyHorseshoe 856 216 Basic expressions for malkavian30504 :icondaestock:DaeStock 1,346 229 Why Video Games Are Better Than Reality: Part 2 :iconisriana:Isriana 1,223 189 Kiss of Death :iconzephy0:zephy0 1,086 68 Link's Mute Virus-THE CAUSE.. :iconmayjasmine:MayJasmine 1,985 1,256 God's Plan of Salvation :iconjojoesart:JoJoesArt 2,511 198 Just Hanging Out | Markiplier :iconsimpleagle:SimplEagle 1,314 277 Why :iconculpeo-fox:Culpeo-Fox 1,587 88 why aang died so early :iconskittlemonkey:Skittlemonkey 2,850 494 Serenity :iconnikander:Nikander 2,637 426 A type of joke :icondracoimagem-com:dracoimagem-com 2,599 491 Why so serious? :iconpatricktoifl:patricktoifl 1,591 562 FF7- Reminiscence :iconmeru-chan:meru-chan 3,927 240
Literature
Dear Future Self,
Dear Future Me,
I bet you weren't expecting a letter from your past self, were you?
Well, you probably were, considering we're the same person and
you'd have to know I was writing you a letter since you wrote it in the
past so I guess you know already what's in this letter, right? Do I even
need to write it? If I don't write itů will that set off a chain of events
that lead to the you who won't read this being someone completely different!?
I've watched 'Back to the Future' far too many times.
Well, I'm going to write it. I guess I can't offer you infinite insight
about your future since I'm writing forward as opposed to back, and I
don't know what the future is going to be like, but I want to reiterate
a couple of things for you that might be weathered by time.
Alrighty, for starters:
a) Zombies will always be awesome. Forever and always. Don't lose your love for the genre, buddy.
b) There's always time. When it comes to projects, the less of it you have, t
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Heath Ledger as the Joker :iconpatricktoifl:patricktoifl 1,612 480 When I'm Home Alone :icondemachic:Demachic 4,918 556 Shadowgate: Death awaits :iconchriscold:ChrisCold 1,665 55 Why He Didn't Get Any :iconimperatoralicia:ImperatorAlicia 1,176 441 Happiness is just like Paint :icondemachic:Demachic 1,344 103 Insomniac :iconzephy0:zephy0 1,823 52 SW - AOTC 10th Anniversary :iconrenny08:Renny08 1,314 244 Why :iconanndr:anndr 2,494 179
Literature
5 SIGNS YOUR FAN-FICTION IS AWFUL
 
5) YOUR FIRST LANGUAGE ISN'T ENGLISH, YET YOU PUBLISH IN ENGLISH

A lot of times when a story on DA is especially awful, I'll click on the author's avatar and find out they are from Poland, the Phillippines, or Chile. That is - their story is written in english, but english isn't their native language.
If a writer has a good grasp of english, that's not a problem. However, that is rarely the case - far from having an understanding of english, it's clear they've used google-translator to convert the text.
That would be like me writing a story in my native english, then google-translating it into japanese, then posting it on an asian fiction site - for ACTUAL Japanese people to read. Does that sound like a good idea? Do you think a japanese reader would like to be subjected to the terrible, unreadable grammar this would produce?
Here's a recent example I found from a dA author (I've cha
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I'm old enough, damn it Woman! :iconasianpie:asianpie 1,785 557 WHY IS THE INTERNET SO FUNNY? :iconpacthesis:Pacthesis 1,536 207 Ever wanna be Anywhere but Here? :icondemachic:Demachic 1,322 174 The King | Markiplier :iconsimpleagle:SimplEagle 1,400 202 Corrupted Determination :iconqin-ying:Qin-Ying 1,020 40
Literature
constellations, ambitions, and things in between
instead of poetry,
i want to live in
the stars;
nestled between
draco & orion,
wrapped in nebulae.
oxygen is too
suffocating. i
want to breathe in
galaxies.
neither the gods
nor my demons can
stop me —
i will make the universe
my own.
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How to Save a Life :icondemachic:Demachic 4,009 499 Why do I fix everything I touch? :iconry-spirit:Ry-Spirit 3,924 180
Literature
Slut
it implodes on the walls of your skull
and slides, sickly
off your tongue
like the body of a slug.
when it hits the floor
it is not quiet,
not heavy
nor dull
but sharp as a slap
and totters out of
the room
suddenly,
they are disgusting
and you are ill.
there is no more room
for regret,
washed away by the slime
coming out of your pores.
the fault is yours
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Literature
Play The Game
“Dammit!” Scott heard his friend Will shout from the other room. “Not again!” Scott was lounging on the couch and reading a magazine when Will stormed into the room. “That thief has stolen some more things!” Scott set down the magazine.
“You sure it’s not just raccoons or something?” Scott asked. “Sure of it!” Will replied, “Raccoons would of taken food or something; this guy just took some bottles of alcohol and other things that I don’t think any raccoon would want!”
Scott and Will were on a hunting trip in the forest, they were staying in a log cabin up near some mountains. Recently items have gone missing; bottles of wine or beer, books, sometimes even the pelt of the animal that they had killed. Scott wondered where this thief had come from, there wasn’t another log cabin for miles around and they hadn’t found or heard of anyone else camping nearby. Will was determined to get revenge.
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Simple Poems :icondemachic:Demachic 3,795 368 When I cannot sleep :icondemachic:Demachic 3,867 313 Love makes you Blind :icondemachic:Demachic 1,690 188
Literature
Creepypasta: Hetalia Theory: Japan
[Now read it here in German! Translated by alltimeOpheliac]
***
The day was beautiful. Cherry blossoms bloomed in the yard, a light breeze scattering some on green grass and landing in a small koi pond. The fish jumped and swam to the landing petals, thinking it was food, but were quickly bored and left. The forest around the small house was swaying lightly.
Despite the beautiful scenery, not all was well in the Honda household. Kiku was a young man, honorable to his family. Many young girls liked him but he didn’t like any of them back. His parents thought it was time for him to remove is bachelor status.
Kiku walked through the paper screen doors, looking curiously at the people kneeling at the small table. His parents were laughing along with a pretty young girl. She wore a light pink kimono decorated with golden flowers and a light blue waist band tied in a bow in th
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Literature
Burgundy Heart and Glass Lungs
My fingertips are pressed against the inky folds of your sky
but you were colorless when I met you.
Troubled moons become hung over
on the pot-bellied lies you once condoned.
We watched it rise over the skies;
you painted in deep glasses of burgundy.
Once I asked you,
"Why burgundy?"
and you answered with a rare smile and,
"Because it reminds me of you."
And then I wondered why I
should be remembered at all.
Sometimes you would look at me
and smile one of those quirky
you-don't-know-what-I'm-thinking
smiles
and I would return the glance
and reply with a
I-love-you-forever-and-a-day
and-I-wish-you-love-me-too
smile.
We took the tails of comets
and added your tears to them
so they would shine brighter than any sun.
Then, you asked, “What’s forever like?”
I couldn’t answer, because I was living it.
I stuffed my skin full of
your dying sighs and watched
them twinkle beneath my lips;
You docked my eyelashes with half-formed truths;
I saw through those lies and loved you
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