They say loving you is my biggest mistake
But how can it be wrong if it feels so right?
If I ever make a mistake,
It's not that I love you
It's thinking that someday you'll love me too.
Wouldn't it be nice if the world was paper,
You could wipe your arse on your next-door neighbour.
It's a man's obligation
To stick his boneration
Into the woman's separation
This kind of penetration
Will increase the population
In the end of the generation
-SP, Eric Cartman
If you love something let it go.
If it comes back it's yours.
If it doesn't hunt it down and kill it.
If you hurt I hurt.
If you laugh I laugh.
If you cry I cry.
If you jump off a cliff I'll miss your company.
Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Fart and you stand alone.
To fly is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: ever