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A Very Unfortunate Portrait by rose-colligan A Very Unfortunate Portrait :iconrose-colligan:rose-colligan 3,444 954
Literature
13 Unfortunate Days
An Unfortunate Christmas Carol:
On the First day of Christmas my guardian gave to me;
A long list of things i need to do.
On the Second day of Christmas my guardian gave to me;
Two deadly vipers,
And a long list of things i need to do.
On the Third day of Christmas my guardian gave to me;
Three exploding doorknobs,
Two deadly vipers,
And a long list of things i need to do.
On the Fourth day of Christmas my guardian gave to me;
Four planks of greenwood,
Three exploding doorknobs,
Two deadly vipers,
And a long list of things i need to do.
On  the Fifth day of Christmas my guardian gave to me;
Five unfortunate friends!
Four planks of greenwood,
Three exploding doorknobs,
Two deadly vipers,
And a long list of things i need to do.
On  the Sixth day of Christmas my guardian gave to me;
Six suspicious doormen,
Five unfortunate friends!
Four planks of greenwood,
Three exploding doorknobs,
Two deadly vipers,
And a long list of things i need to do.
Etcetera, Etcetera until...
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Literature
Baudelairean Rhapsody
[Violet]
Is this the real life?
Is this from Lemony?
Our life just messed up,
Wish this is just a comedy.
Oh what a life, Look into my bro and 'sis,
I'm just a rich girl, I'm in a tragedy,
I guess it's easy come, man it blows,
Outta' luck, kinda owned,
I've heard that Count Olaf,
Just wants to steal money from me, from me.
[Klaus]
Olaf, just killed a man,
Put a harpoon on a guy,
Pulled the trigger, now he died.
Olaf, he had blown our home,
So now I'm gone and broke and ran away.
Mama, ooh, didn't mean to leave you pied,
I would've came back home that time for dinner,
I dunno, 'bout the Count, but he just wants all our money.
Too late, ol' Poe has come,
It's chilling on my mind, when our mansion blew that time.
Goodbye, my dear lib'ry, I have to go,
Gotta leave you with my 'sis and go somewhere.
Sunny, ooh, I don't wanna cry,
I sometimes think I'd live in the streets at all.*
[Siblings]
I see a lardy silhouetto of a man,
Mr. Poe, Mr. Poe, will you give us some bank notes?
Theatre troupe
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