'UKE' follows half your guy friend's names (eg: Matt-Uke) 'SEME' follows the other half (eg: Sean-Seme), even though they'd kill you if they knew what it meant, and you've secretly paired them all off. (Points for having more than two people in a 'pair' or Semuke!)
'Fights' between male characters automatically become 'Lovers Spats'
I HATE YOU SO MUCH GO DIE
I HATE YOU MORE YOU LOSER
Is Yaoi code for:
I'M SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH YOU AND HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS
ME TOO LET'S GO MAKE OUT
You giggle to yourself hearing a name that has 'Yuri', 'Uke' or 'Seme' in it (Eg: Sasuke, when he's SO obviously Seme! Irony)
You have a whole new view on twincest
You know what twincest is without having to ask a senpai
Your mother/father/sibling/carer have yelled at you for 'SQUEE'ing
You've practiced your 'SQUEE' on a microphone, and are thinking of writing a 'SQUEE SONG'
DeviantArt has become your second home
You're guilty of using Japanese words in everyday