Two large, pools of purple. Lilac, with tinges of mauve, specks at random. Shining, smiling, with each a perfectly round, black dot in the middle.
Yes, Kakuzu was staring up into Hidans perfectly purple eyes.
Hold on a moment. REWIND THAT.
REPLAY. UP!!? Kakuzu, uke!?
Hidan plopped down on the couch beside Kakuzu.
Man what the hell is this shit!!? Give me the remote control asshole!
Firstly, this is NOT shit, Oprah happens to be my favorite talk show host of all time.
Hidan chocked on his Ribena, squirting a relatively large amount out of his nose and into his lap. Eww.
Secondly, Im not going to give you the remote because you will watch brainless things like TYRA BANKS. Kakuzu clutched the remote closer to his chest, shooting Hidan a death glare. Tyra Banks over Oprah! Who could believe it!
Hidan slammed his glass of Ribena onto the table. His eyelids tur