When you’re getting ready to stain And your bowls are in pain, diarrhea, diarrhea When you’re playing a game and Your pants don’t feel the same, diarrhea, diarrhea When you’re having a drink, And your underpants start to sink, diarrhea, diarrhea When you say to someone hello Then they yell oh no! Diarrhea, diarrhea When you’re petting your dog And your pants feel like a bog, diarrhea, diarrhea When you’re in Call of Duty getting a perk Then you hear your pants squirt, diarrhea, diarrhea When you’re hanging out with grandpa Then your pants feel like a spa, diarrhea, diarrhea When your watching Jurassic Park, And your butt makes a bark, diarrhea, diarrhea When you’re eating sushi And your underwear’s all mooshy, diarrhea, diarrhea When you’re trying to rap Then you take a crap, diarrhea, diarrhea When you’re going commando And your stomach feels like a tornado, diarrhea, diarrhea When you to someone um excuse me Then their butts sounds like a squeezie, diarrhea, diarrhea