What was going through the minds of all Frieza's victims?..oh..Frieza's Deathbeam.
Frieza is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Frieza CAN touch MC Hammer.
When you open a can of whoopass Frieza flies out.
Frieza doesn't use steroids, steroids use Frieza.
There are no such things as athletes using steriods, just athletes that Frieza has breathed on.
Frieza CAN believe its not butter
There is no such thing as global warming, Frieza just got cold and drew the sun closer.
Frieza CAN divide by zero.
Frieza counted to infinaty....TWICE.
Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Frieza can swim through whole planets.
Jesus turned water into wine, Frieza turned that wine into Dodoria.
Under Frieza's skin there is no flesh, there is only pure energy.
Frieza doesn't sleep, he waits.
Frieza is the only being to beat a brick wall in a game of tennis, shortly after the match he deathbeamed the wall to avoid a rematch.
If you have five-dollars and Frie