What was going through the minds of all Frieza's victims?..oh..Frieza's Deathbeam.
Frieza is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Frieza CAN touch MC Hammer.
When you open a can of whoopass Frieza flies out.
Frieza doesn't use steroids, steroids use Frieza.
There are no such things as athletes using steriods, just athletes that Frieza has breathed on.
Frieza CAN believe its not butter
There is no such thing as global warming, Frieza just got cold and drew the sun closer.
Frieza CAN divide by zero.
Frieza counted to infinaty....TWICE.
Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Frieza can swim through whole planets.
Jesus turned water into wine, Frieza turned that wine into Dodoria.
Under Frieza's skin there is no flesh, there is only pure energy.
Frieza doesn't sleep, he waits.
Frieza is the only being to beat a brick wall in a game of tennis, shortly after the match he deathbeamed the wall to avoid a rematch.
If you have five-dollars and Frie
Birth date: She doesnt remember
Species: 1/3 Namek, 1/3 Saiyan, 1/3 Kai, 1/3 Earthling Human. She can also choose which species she wants to look like as she sees fit.
Appearance: Obviously she has a Saiyan tail, but otherwise she appears human. Shes really thin this is surprising considering her Saiyan appetite! Shes got the most beautifully natural hair a mixture of purple, green and blonde which is always straight no matter what. Shes so pretty that Chi-Chi, Videl and Bulma are all plotting to kill her. She wears a special type of Saiyan armour that looks just like an average Earthlings clothing and her clothes change every time she makes an appearance. She also wears a pair of Kaioshin earrings, that Kaioshin gave her as a present after she saved him from Majin Buu thousands of years ago. Shes got a gravity defying set of knockers, a