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Special Gift from the Heart by TheRush05 Special Gift from the Heart :icontherush05:TheRush05 6 10 (Valentines Day Picture #1)Before Trevor was Born by TheRush05 (Valentines Day Picture #1)Before Trevor was Born :icontherush05:TheRush05 5 2
Literature
B-day gift for HannahTehWolf
On July 13th,1996,a girl named Hannah was born. With her birthday coming shortly,her boyfriend and her friends,must come up with the perfect gift. How will they do this,exactly? ...how the firetruck should I know? Enjoy the insane and psychotic tale of how the boyfriend and friends try to make the best birthday Hannah will have.
----In zeh basement----
Mak: *slams hand on table* Soooo....any ideas? Might as well think of some,since Hannah is doing errands.
Mel: Not exactly...no.
Kayli: *shakes head*
Chase: OH,I HAVE AN IDEA!
Mak: Alright. Tell.
Chase: Okay. First,we find a talking cat-
Mak: And that idea is over.
Chase: *leans on left arm,and groans*
Kayli: Maybe we give her 20 dollars?
Mel: Kayli,I don't think money is gonna win Hannah over...
Mak: Agreed.
Kayli: Yeah...but it's 20 DOLLARS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT,HERE!
Mak: MOVING ON! We shall try to make stuff.
Mel: That'll be easy.
Chase and Kayli: Yeah.
1 hour later...
*stuff caught on fire*
Mel: OH GOD,THIS ISN'T EASY!
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Me and Dad by TheRush05 Me and Dad :icontherush05:TheRush05 3 2 A Mother's Portrait by TheRush05 A Mother's Portrait :icontherush05:TheRush05 3 2 Fighting Dreamers Hero's Beginnings 1 by TheRush05 Fighting Dreamers Hero's Beginnings 1 :icontherush05:TheRush05 3 0 Past and Future: The Next Adventure by TheRush05 Past and Future: The Next Adventure :icontherush05:TheRush05 1 3 Little Misuzu's Character Sheet by TheRush05 Little Misuzu's Character Sheet :icontherush05:TheRush05 4 0 Mother's Goodnight Wishes by TheRush05 Mother's Goodnight Wishes :icontherush05:TheRush05 2 10 Mabinogi - Crimson59 by TheRush05 Mabinogi - Crimson59 :icontherush05:TheRush05 1 0 Father's Day (6-21-15) by TheRush05 Father's Day (6-21-15) :icontherush05:TheRush05 3 1
Literature
Merry Christmas! (A screwed up Christmas tale)
Merry Christmas,you peasants and bloody poofs.
For the time has come,for a delightful holiday,
Full of boxes and possibly horse manure if you have that kind of family.
NOW how excited can you be,
Full of happiness,biscuits,and glee?
Tell me.
[CUE "SUGARPLUM" SONG]
Mario: Well,Luigi usually wets the bed on Christmas Eve night. He's just so excited.
Luigi: Yeah,when I was FIVE.
Mario: And quit at how old?
Luigi: ....25...
Mario: Mhm.
Bowser: PFFFT,CHRISTMAS?! That's a stupid holiday!
Kamek: You're all lucky. Cause you don't live with him.
Bowser: *smacks Kamek* Shut up.
Kamek: *sighs* Anyways. I get very excited for Christmas,because-
Bowser: You're desperate?
Kamek: *eye twitches* No...
Bowser: Yeah you are.
Kamek: STFU
Lance: I CAN BE VERY VERY VERY...VERY EXCITED. SINCE,WELL,IT'S CHRISTMAS,DUH. AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cheesepuffs: *soon face*
Lance: I'M WATCHING YOOOOUUUU....
Natriptle: Well,the moment when you come downstairs,and see all those presents...it's exciting,ya know? Then I drop m
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