Everything Wrong With The Care Bears Movie by Evilgidgit, literature
Literature
Everything Wrong With The Care Bears Movie
-This movie beat The Black Cauldron at the box office. Ouch.
-For having a pretty big-looking foster home, the Cherrywoods have all of their wards in one bedroom. Both boys and girls.
-The children act surprised and amazed that Mr. Cherrywood arrives to tuck them in like he is Willy Wonka or the messiah. He does this every night.
-You know, clowns are pretty scary to a lot of kids, Mr. Cherrywood.
-How did they get Mickey Rooney in this movie?
-The lady singing the theme song sound bored out of her skull. She’s not putting any effort into it. I know this is a Care Bears movie, but still.
-So, Carealot is a place of whimsy and good