Mario and Luigi RPG: 'Boot to the Head' by QueenBeeAng, literature
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Mario and Luigi RPG: 'Boot to the Head'
Dreambert: As the executor of Mr. Muldoon's estate I've been empowered to read Mr. Muldoon's last will in testament. Mario: Well get on with it the bar's open soon. Luigi: *Sniff* Oh poor dear Arthur! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! Peasley: *Patting Jenny's back* There there Jenny.... Starlow: God, how predictably boring. Stuffwell: I never worked for a kinder man. Dreambert: If we're all seated I shall proceed with the reading? Starlow: I knew it. Mario: Hehehehe. Dreambert: "I, Arthur Durham Muldoon being of sound mind and body." Mario: That's a laugh hahahahahahahaha! Dreambert: "Do hereby divined my considerable estate as follows, to my overly emotional sister Jenny"- Luigi: *Crying a river of tears from her eyes* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! Peasley: Jenny darling, he's talking about us. Luigi: *stops crying* Oh. Dreambert: "Who grubbed for her husband Hank, grubbed for everything they can get from me and cried crocodile tears