Chapter 11: To Insanity and Beyond by GamerArtisan, literature
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Chapter 11: To Insanity and Beyond
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FIRST CHAPTER:
Cammy and Sam entered a dark room. At the far corner, there was someone seated in the shadows, barely illuminated by a small nightlight nearby. Cammy approached the figure hesitantly. She could tell the figure was dressed in red. Bison?!
Cammy (apprehensively): “Okay, I’m here. Identify yourself. What do you want?”
The light clicked on. Seated before her was a balding man with a distinguished air. Sparse white hair crowned the sides of his head. He wore an official-looking red shirt and black pants and was sipping a cup of steaming liquid.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: “Tea, Ear
Chapter 7: The Start of a Beautiful Bromance by GamerArtisan, literature
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Chapter 7: The Start of a Beautiful Bromance
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Chun stormed out of Cammy’s apartment livid, not uttering a word.
Birdie, who lived in the same apartment building as Cammy, had just returned from picking up a quick takeaway at El Fuerte’s Spicy Taco’s. As he walked down the corridor towards his apartment, he rubbed his belly and belched in anticipation.
Birdie: “Gotta hand it to that El Fuerte. His fighting skills are rubbish, but he sure knows how to cook! Eh…?”
Birdie saw Chun hurtling towards him like a bat out of hell as she exited the building. Her eyes were brimming with fury. Considering the sight she had just witne
Chapter 2: Rude Awakenings by GamerArtisan, literature
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Chapter 2: Rude Awakenings
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Vega’s muscular form loomed over her. The moonlight glinted off his mask. His clawed hand reached for her neck.
Vega: “Come, my beauty, we’ll be together at last.”
Cammy screamed and woke in a cold sweat.
Cammy’s cat, Sam, who had been cozily napping at her side, jumped five feet in the air, hit the ceiling fan, was smacked clear across the room, collided with the dresser and was promptly knocked unconscious.
Cammy: “Drat! Not again. I hope this cat lasts longer than the previous one.”
She groaned and struggled out of bed, glancing at the clock as she made her way
Chapter 3: Yoga Furball by GamerArtisan, literature
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Chapter 3: Yoga Furball
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Chun-Li glanced at her watch as she attempted a particularly difficult yoga pose. 8:10 a.m. Cammy was seriously late now and their yoga instructor had caught on.
Instructor Dhalsim (yells): “Keep those calf muscles loose and nimble! Remember, yoga is a balance of discipline and flexibility! But those who forget about the discipline part pay dearly!”
At that moment, Cammy arrived and tried to slip in through the back door undetected. But nothing escaped Dhalsim’s all-seeing glare. As Cammy noiselessly assumed the Marjaryasana (Cat Pose), the master yogi teleported beside her with a loud blip s
Cammilocks and the Three Bears by GamerArtisan, literature
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Cammilocks and the Three Bears
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Once upon a time, there was a girl named Cammy. One day, Cammy lost her kitten Sam, so she tried to track him by entering The Forbidden Woods. Before she knew it, darkness had fallen and she herself had lost her way.
Cammy (grumbling): “Drat! Wish I’d carried my GPS or compass.”
Suddenly she stumbled upon a cozy little cottage.
Cammy (relieved): “Ah! I can spend the night here and resume my search tomorrow!”
She found the door open and let herself in. Before her was a table set f
Chapter 4: Shop Til Guile Drops by GamerArtisan, literature
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Chapter 4: Shop Til Guile Drops
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An hour after their yoga class concluded, Chun-Li and Cammy were strolling through the local mall.
Chun-Li: “So a mysterious stranger from Shadaloo wants to meet you at eleven tonight? Who do you think it is? And don’t you think it’s dangerous going alone?”
Cammy: “I don’t know who it could be. I just hope it’s not that freakshow Vega. He gives me the creeps. And I’ll be fine. I’m taking Sam with me.”
Chun-Li (giggles): “Cute little Sam’s going to protect you?”
Cammy: “Hey, don’t underestimate Sam!”
As they chatt
Cammy White, Limerick Lass by GamerArtisan, literature
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Cammy White, Limerick Lass
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There is a lass named Cammy
Whose Spiral Arrow’s just plain spammy
When called a dumb blonde
Of which she isn’t fond
She’ll give you the double whammy
For years I pleaded she stop braiding her hair
Yet she ignored me as if she didn’t care
Until one day she stopped
Debated going close-cropped
And promptly started to swear
Her outfit of choice is a green leotard
Don’t ask her if wearing pants is that hard
She’ll admit she’d tried it once
Regretting the choice for months
An experience that left her permanently scarred
Brainwashed to be M. Bison’s assassin
She now pursue
Chapter 5: Kiss Me Once, Shame on You by GamerArtisan, literature
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Chapter 5: Kiss Me Once, Shame on You
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After their tiring shopping spree, Chun and Cammy decided to call it a morning and each headed home (Guile had to be carried away on a stretcher). Chun’s mood had improved considerably. There was nothing like shopping to clear one’s mind and improve one’s humor. As Chun drove home, she thought about Cammy’s words from earlier in the day. Crazy about Ryu? There was no denying Chun’s crush on the “warrior next door” from the day she first met him. But over the years, that crush had deepened into something more…
A few hours later, as Chun found herself slogging throug
Chapter 8: Dancing Queen by GamerArtisan, literature
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Chapter 8: Dancing Queen
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Chun-Li accelerated wildly, speeding through the downtown streets. She choked back tears amid her anger. How could Cammy betray her like this? And after encouraging Chun to get together with Ryu earlier that same day!
Chun blinked, worn out from her emotional rollercoaster. She needed to rest. She needed to unwind. She looked through her windshield and realized she was passing by Poison’s Paradise nightclub. It was then she realized that what she needed most of all – was a drink. She pulled over and parked.
Second later, she walked into the club. Like the outside, the interior was illuminated by tac
Chapter 6: Kiss Me Twice, Shame on Me! by GamerArtisan, literature
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Chapter 6: Kiss Me Twice, Shame on Me!
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As Chun drove, she had decided to give Cammy a quick call rather than drop in unannounced. But Cammy’s phone kept ringing and going to voicemail. Chun had initially wondered if Cammy was taking a catnap, but now Chun was getting anxious and paranoid. What if Cammy’s mystery caller from Shadaloo had changed their plans and decided to ambush Cammy at her apartment?
Outside, it was raining steadily. Chun arrived at her destination, put her car in park, pulled up the handbrake and quickly shut the door. Cammy’s apartment was in a slightly more run-down area of town.
As Chun hurried down the sidew
Chapter 1: Much Hadou About Nothing by GamerArtisan, literature
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Chapter 1: Much Hadou About Nothing
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Ryu trudged through the desolate wilderness. The sun beat down mercilessly on his bare back. His white, karate gi pants were covered in sand and grime. He hadn’t shaved in days, giving him a rough but rugged look. Silence surrounded him, leaving him with his thoughts. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a menacing figure wrapped in a dark cape appeared, blocking his path. It was clear the newcomer meant to challenge him.
Ryu took a deep breath and closed his eyes. The dust swirled around him as he brought his fists together and concentrated. A familiar blue aura of sparks formed around him. He drew his hands back, then released them
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Prologue
It was a Wednesday evening, just going on 11:30PM. As always, the atmosphere in the bar was dank and dim, but hospitable. Most patrons who frequented Poison’s Pub were veteran fighters who either wanted to drown their sorrows or share their joys.
Although most customers had left this night, there were still a couple of regular stragglers. The two familiar fighters were seated at a table about midway down the length of the pub, finishing their drinks. Having known these two for years, Poison trusted them enough to close her pub for the night and let the duo show themselves out whenever they were done. “All rig