"OH MY GOD IT'S HERE!!"
"ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!"
...oh. Yeah, I guess it is that time of year again, isn't it?
"It's the best time of year! Everyone goes out and wears green all day long!"
And you get pinched if you don't, from my understanding.
"Oh, that's not the only thing that's great about the holiday."
What, you mean like all the drinking?
"No, not JUST the drinking!"
...you get to live out your fantasy of being a leprechaun?
"I'm not a leprechaun."
I'm just saying.
I'm kidding! So what else is there to St. Patrick's Day?
"All the green food of course!"
"I'm just saying - there's gonna be a lot more green later, if ya know what I mean~"
St. Patrick’s Day:
A Pinch of Green
St. Patrick’s Day
Legend has it Patrick was the son of a Christian deacon spreading the Faith in Roman Britain in the 4th century. The 16-year-old boy was kidnaped and enslaved in Gaelic Ireland. Six years later, God supposedly spoke to Patrick, telling him a boat awaited him on the coast to take him back home. The escape was successful. He later returned to convert the pagan Irish to Christianity, eventual