Warning-This is complete and utter crack. I seriously doubt it will make any sense. If you happen to an American you MAY or may not take offense to this, though I seriously doubt any of you will. Americans ARE Americans after all, we'll laugh at anything funny.
[At an Allies meeting.]
"Ok dudes, my boss totally wants me to do a...Uhmm.." America paused and took off his shoe to look at a sticky note. "Uhh...Haha, I can't even read my own hand writing!" He laughed that super cute- I mean, annoying- laugh of his. "Well anyways, my boss wants to know how the other countries see the United States Of Awesome so he can improve foreign relations! Britain! Tell me what you think of Alabama or else I'll nuke the holy hell out of you." America smiled a sickly sweet smile, one that made even Russia feel ki
"I want to keep Americat" I said and petted him.
"As you wish" Kiku took Iggycat into his arms and went out. Americat jumped onto my laps and curled into a fluffy ball. I stroked his ear as he purred loudly.
In next few days I learnt lot of things about my new pet. Few times I saw him saving birds from other cats or eating my mcdonald’s take outs or watching superhero movies and listening country music. Just like his name, he was all american!
"Americat! Snack time!" I jumped onto my couch with bawl of chips and bottle of cola in my hands. The cat ran out of my bedroom and jumped on my laps. I turned on a TV and we both watched some comedy movie.
Next day was my cleaning day. Spring was coming so I decided to clean up my messy flat. I turned on my music player and started to clean. As you can imagine, not long time later I started to dance and sing loudly. Also I didn’t have a favourite type of music so I could hear some roc
"Dude, I am so glad he's not here ..." Alfred sighed
"He is rather ungentlemanly at times, America" Arthur said, taking a sip of tea
"He scares me ..." Yao mumbled, full of anxiety
"Well Russia isn't here ... so stop worrying" Francis growled, folding his arms
"What's going on?" You asked, a little worried
"Russia's not here. His sister called saying he was sick, or dying ... or whatever" Alfred said, smirking
"Wh-what?! Russia is sick?" You asked, horrified
"Yeah, he must have caught something" He said, shrugging
"H-haven't you checked on him at all?" You asked, a little appalled
"No we haven't, why?" Arthur asked, eyebrows raised
"Ivan!" You breathed, running out of the room
The other Allies called after you as you ran off, but you ig