1. You are convinced doughnuts with blue jam are just really really small stargates.
2. You try to match Daniel Jackson's coffee drinking habits.
3. You attempt to insert little lights behind your eyeballs to make your eyes glow like a Goa'uld, but fail miserably.
4. All your school assignments have subtle (or not) references to the TV show or the actors that are in it.
5. You run around with an oddly shaped stick pretending it is a staff weapon
6. Whilst high on Danielish amounts of coffee you attempt to divert extra amounts of power to your printer hoping a wormhole would open.
7. You think all the ninjas in the past are Jaff'a
8. You see ninjas all the time.
9. They are often in your bed
10. And in the shower with you.
11. And popping out of people's shirts.
12. You go to Colorado and carefully observe every single mountain for any military activity, or even a large hole that could possibly lead to a large underground facilit