Saranoia vs Misty
Boomstick: Who doesn't love a good catfight? Nobody I care about.
Wizard: There's no denying that seeing two women fight can be interesting to watch.
Boomstick: And hot!
Wizard: Yeah...that too. But this time, two lesser known fighters that step up to the playing field and gain a moment in the Death Battle spotlight.
Boomstick: Saranoia, the feminist femme fatale.
Wizard: And Misty, the psychotic mercenary for hire.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wizard: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Wizard: Saranoia is a cat demon hybrid with a long history of hatred towards men. As a child, her father had always favored her older brother Mark over her.
Boomstick: Is her daddy using the Jedi Mind Trick on her?
Wizard: I guess they had to bring the plot in somehow. Saranoia is a powerful sorceress and a master of disguise.
Boomstick: She has a collection of ma
"Misty what the Hell Are You Doing?!?" The 16-year-old boy said angrily at the purple-hoodie wearing female ninja.("Showing this damn laptop Who's the Boss! huh.") the ninja said before taking another swing and it.("And then it said that it that it liked Judith Light better when she was in Ugly Betty, so I started beating the crap out of it with this golf club.")
"Well stop it! I Gotta start on my first fanmake before the day's done." the boy said before taking the golf club from her. "And Quit using my golfclubs
"How could you do this to me?" Timon said to Saranoia from inside an old Hash that was just pulling in front of 'Master Fung's house of Xiaolin'."I knew this would happened."
"Your right, Timon." Saranoia said as they were getting outta the car."I'm Sorry! What can I say I'm a miserable worthless hunk of slime!" "Here." Saranoia said as she bend down to pick up a crowbar "Just take this crowbar and.."Sara said as she handed Timon the crowbar and then took of her 'WWWoW' hat, bend her head over and screams."JUST BASH MY HEAD RIGHT IN! GO AHEAD JUST BASH IT IN!"
"Sara you know I couldn't do that." Timon said denying his friend's suicide request. "You still own me five bucks." he said, handing her back the crowbar.
As Saranoia was putting the crowbar back she heard one of the windows from Master Fung's breaking and saw the man that fell from it. she then looks from the po