Fandom: Red vs Blue
Word Count: 1608
Summary: Grif decides that Red Team needs to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day properly.
Disclaimer: RvB is to me as snakes are to Ireland.
Author's Notes: The idea for this is credited to ptath over on RT. Fun times in the Grif Thread. <3
Grif wasn't really one to remember the dates for or get excited over inane holidays like President's Day, or Veteran's Day, or Columbus Day, but when it came to the seventeenth of March, he became a ball of anticipated energy weeks before the day, like a small child the month before Christmas.
March 17th, arguably the best holiday ever: Saint Patrick's Day. The day where it was okay -- no, encouraged -- to get completely sloshed.
He'd already squirreled away all the beer Command had sometimes put in their drops. He'd planned months ahead for this. It had been hard t
A pot O' Gold, secrets untold,
And a leprechaun doing a jig.
Greatest fantasies, come true.
I tip my hat to thee'.
For at the end of my rainbow,
Is not so bright and gay.
But a bard, perched,
Humming a drunken tune.
With me singing off key:
"Here's to you and here's to me,
On this great St. Patrick's Eve.
May your glass never tip over,
And be forever plenty.
Here's to the ones we've loved and lost,
And our woman's curvy temptations.
Here's to true Irishman,
Who drink in a pub all day.
Finally, when we grow old and die,
May there be a pub in heaven."