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Video Giorgio 51: Starcraft (and Brood War) To celebrate the coming release of StarCraft 2: Legacy of the Void, I decided to take a look back at one of my all time favorite game series. Given the nature of this blog, I’ll stick to the single player campaign for this review series. StarCraft is a series of Real Time Strategy games. The first one was released back in 1998 by Blizzard(those World of Warcraft fellows). It started as a WarCraft 2 reskin. The utter indifference it provoked at cons convinced the Blizzard Boys to start from scratch. The result is a game that revolutionised RTSs and became a popular pastime in South Korea. Wit

Video Giorgio episode 4 : Punisher War Zone When his family was murdered in a botched mob hit, Frank Castle(Ray Stevenson) swore that he would punish the guilty. He became the Punisher, donning black body armor with a greyish skull on the chest, making theatrical entrences, murdering people with silverware and shooting while hanging upside-down from a chandelier. He pursues his latest quary, Billy «the Beaut» Russoti(Dominic West), to his office. Frank ends up throwing Billy in a glass grinder in the name of adding a little diversity to his mayhem. And accidentaly shoots an infiltrated FBI agent. Which he only finds out while

Video Giorgio 41 : The Exterminator Ladies and Gentlemen : welcome to Vigilante Month where the common man takes up arm to kick ass and chew bubblegum. Let’s start with an early cult favorite I discovered thanks to the work of Petar Gagic aka, the Cine Masochist. The Viet-Nam war was hard on John Eastland(Robert Ginty). The man still gets flash-backs from that time he was interrogated by the Vietnamese commander from Rambo 2(Hong Kong actor George Cheung).  He witnessed a Machete-grade decapitation, while Viet-Nam was experiencing a volcanic eruption. That or no one on set knew anything about napalm and they decided to go nu

Video Giorgio 53 StarCraft 2 Heart of the Swarm Here’s the last part. I might wait a bit before tackling Legacy of the Void. There are spoilers ahead. Now on with the show. Last time we saw Sarah Kerrigan, she had just gotten de-zergified by a space-mcguffin. Nowadays she’s been exper… tested to see how much Zerg she’s got left in her. Given that she’s still rocking the Predator dreadlocks, I’d say quite a bit. She’s got telekinetic powers to make Akira envious and enough control over Zergs to wreck her new friend’s lab. In an effort to make him see that Zergs can’t be controlled. But gi

The reapers and I part 5 : Mopping up and paying back A Warrior Weekly commentary by Jubub Brix It took a couple of days before they started evacuating people from the Citadel to Earth while they fixed the station. The reaper dropping his load at the dock was, as a hanar engineer gently put it, like an elcor ass raping a volus. The repair crew took their time so the whole place didn't tear itself apart. The guys from WW and I only got off on day 4. Could have been worse. Like I said, we were in a part of the station where life support didn't fail, so we weren't stuc kit the one room breathing each other's farts. But man was it boring.

Video Giorgio 20 : Army of Darkness My sister is expecting her third kid. So I decided to dedicate December to movies we both agree rock. Ash(Bruce Campbell) is an S-Mart Clerk. One faithful week-end, he takes his girlfriend to a cabin in the wood. However, the former occupants left a nasty surprise and I ain’t talking about the usual clogged toilet or pile of deer guts in the living room. He left his notes on a book he was studying, the Necronomicon Ex Mortis. The book awoke some evil in the wood. It takes Ash’s girlfriend, possesses his hand(forcing our hero to chop it off and replace it with a chainsaw) and eventualy sen

Good times at the CCE : Alien vs Predator… or how I just stopped caring and switched the channel. A Schlocktastic comment by Jubub Brix Nobody hates a little mixing, unless you’re an asari pureblood fanatic or a Cerberus member or Okeer, but I digress. Some like to put varren in asari dishes, others will accesorize their human dress with quarian cowls. Personaly I just love to spice up my turian shotgun with a human made bayonet only for the irony. Fanboys love to write stories where their favorite characters from diferent IPs interact. And by interact I mean do stuff other than have ludicrous amount of decadent sex. So a cine

Video Giorgio 82 Goon Warning : some of the content here might bel ost on readers who have not watched Slap Shot. Doug(Sean William Scott) is a small town bouncer whose limited I.Q. ostracises him from his family. To cheer him up, his buddy Pat(Jay Baruchel) takes him to a hockey game. Pat, being a motormouth pain-in-the-ass, antagonises a member from the visiting team to the point that the puck-chaser climbs into the stands to physically express his discontent with his fists. Doug first tries to calm the athlete down but takes a more brutal approach when said gentleman uses an unpleasing derogatory term for homosexual. Doug’s brother