Alvin: Hey, this is Alvin coming at you live from Canine Park. 18 dogs from all over America and Canada have been picked to be in a contest of strength, skill and intellect. The last dog standing will win a prize of one million dollars. Each week, a dog will get eliminated based on the team's votes. The two teams are divided equally into 9 members. Whatever team that loses a challenge will have to send one fellow canine from their team home. Some will make friends with other dogs while others might make enemies. The challenges the contestants face range from frisbee to treasure hunts to movie stunts and so on. Hmmm, that's interesting. It looks like they're already arriving!
(The first car pulls up next to the park and a female Chihuahua jumps up and runs happily to Alvin)
Alvin: Vanessa, welcome to Canine Park! I'm so glad you could make it!
Vanessa: Thank you, Alvin! Hey, I'm the first one here! Does that mean I win?
Alvin: Not really