"_____!_____! Oh my god guess what!" she sounded really excited.
"What is it jade?" you ask trying not to sound irritated.
"Its Karkat's twenty-first birthday!" she shouts,"We have to get him something!"
"Why should we? You know he'll just find something bad to say about it anyways. Did you forget that he's a professional in douchebagery?" you said.
"Oh, come on,_____. Nobody celebrates his birthday..."
"Gee, i wonder why. Can i get some sleep now?"
"No. You have to be nice to the poor guy before i can let you sleep."
"But i hate him with a passion! Everyone knows that!" you protest,"He hates m