For Want of (Appropriate) Muffins(NaPoWriMo Day 4) by GoldenNocturna, literature
Literature
For Want of (Appropriate) Muffins(NaPoWriMo Day 4)
The teachers were outraged,
the parents enraged
the girls barfing
the boys laughing
the poor girl was suspended
for baking phallic muffins for the guy she'd befriended.