Petition for me to be the new Heichou.
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Erwin Smith: What makes you think you can be corporal?
[Name] [Last Name]: Because I take things seriously unlike Mr.Windex Cleaner.
Erwin Smith: Valid point.
Levi Ackerman: No more love for you [Name].
[Name] [Last Name]: That's fine, you're cheating on me with Windex anyways.
Eren Jaeger: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Levi Ackerman: Shut up brat!
Eren Jaeger added 3 new photos -- with Titan
Selfie with Titans! B)
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Jean Kirstein: SUICIDAL BASTARD U#*(%U&$*(
Mikasa Ackerman: What the hell Eren? You could have gotten hurt! I'm making sure you're by my side at all times.
Eren Jaeger: Calm your self Mikasa.
Hanji Zoe: OHMIGOSH! THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! &
You guys asked for a part 2 and I shall give you one! There is more to this one than just posts!
Levi Ackerman posted a status
I have never been more terrified than I am now...
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Erwin Smith: Was it a titan?
Levi Ackerman: no worse...
Erwin Smith: Dear God, what was it? o.o
Levi Ackerman: *Shudders* Fangirls
Eruri Fangirl no.1293: OHMIGOSH! ERWIN AND LEVI ARE TALKING
Eruri Fangirl no.1245: I MUST BLOG THIS
Ereri Fangirl no.1343: EW ERURI IS TRASH! ERERI IS MY LOVE CHILD~
Eren Jaeger: What is Eruri and Ereri o.o ?
[Name] [Last Name]: YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO KNOW !
Eren Jaeger: But I want to know! I'm searching it up!
[Name] [Last Name]: NooooO! Eren don't taint yourself!
Eren Jaeger: ....
Eren Jaeger: ....
Part Two: Attack on Facebook 2 + more [SNK!Various x Reader]
(you may want to read the first two, it might get confusing...)
~this is a crack!fic, if you don't like humor then don't read~
[Name] Ackerman has posted a status
Seriously how do you change your last name back? :/
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Eren Jaeger: Make a new account?
Mikasa Ackerman: You know you like it ;^)
[Name] Ackerman: Wtf?
Mikasa Ackerman: oh, you're not Eren. o.o
Eren Jaeger: o.e
Levi Ackerman: D': my heart
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I finelee lern how 2 post status
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[Name] Ackerman: Erwin.
Levi awoke at the energetic, high-pitched voice calling behind him. He didn’t want to get up from bed today. He just came back from another expedition outside the walls.
“Heichou?” The voice continued to call him, but he simply moaned and covered his head with the sheets.
The girl calling behind him, started to get irritated. He had a big day behind him and he refused to get out of bed. He wasn’t always that way, she thought. The Corporal knew the value of time, and he knows how much work he needs to do.
She thought of a way to wake him up rather than calling him out. Physical contact was out of the option, because she got a blow job on the face when she did that the only other time he refused to get out of bed.
A small smile crept out. “Heichou, Eren came to your office and messed with the paperwork.”
In no time, he sat up of bed, looked at the girl with a deadly glare, and stated in an authoritative voice,
You, on the other hand, actually liked working with Erwin. You found it a pleasant change; it was quieter and more methodical than working with Hanji and less stressful and strenuous than being with Levi. It was actually nice to work sitting down. Moreover, Erwin was far better company than Levi, and you dared admit, Hanji.
You frowned. It was far better like this, anyway; Levi could spend more quality time with Petra without your intervention...or you seeing them. Erwin respected you far better than Levi, was taller than Levi, was more respectable than Levi--
A call of your name shook you out of your thoughts, and you glanced up to see the commander’s worried gaze as he sat before his desk. “Are you okay?”
Levi, for one, was upset at the fact that you ‘had decided to sit with the brats’ rather than with the rest of the officers like y
“[First]!” You turned at the sound of your name to see Petra hurrying to catch up with you. “Going with Hanji today?”
“Yup,” you replied. “I think she misses me.” You giggled. “You?”
“Not sure,” she replied. “I’m heading to Levi’s for extra instructions. I think we’re training the kids today.”
Bitter jealousy bit at your stomach, sour on your tongue. But you smiled anyway and bid her good-by.
“Ah, [First]~!” Hanji practically ta
There's a great plot line and characters too
But sometimes it can be really really sad
So grab the tissues and hear me sing about this anime
OH Jingle bells
Annie ran away
and Levi saved the day