1. I will never scratch Turkey's nose.
2. Even if he deserved it and called me a brat.
3. Never will I say he deserved anything.
4. Though most of the time he does.
5. ---And he's staring at me again.
6. I'm not allowed to ask what Egypt and him do in the middle of the night.
7. --Or why they say it's candy.
8. I'm not allowed to ask for whatever candy that is.
9. Turkey gets a strange look on his face and it's scary.
10. I'm never allowed to act like a cat again.
11. (see Rule 1 and 2)
12. I'm not allowed to say that Turkey is a bird and goes gobble gobble.
13. It hurts Turkey's feelings.
14. and I'm supposed to care.
15. I'm never to ask Egypt why he never talks.
16. Because he won't answer.
17. I will never fall asleep near the harem ever again.
18. I wake up to scary things and naked girls.
19. ---It wasn't that bad.
20. I should never exclaim I spea