WHAT A TWIST!
So, Killer walks into this bar, and he asks the bartender, "Yo, you got anything good?" and Law, the barkeep, is all, "We got some bear claws," and Killer's like, "Eww, you cut Bepo's paws off?" and Kidd's like, "Oh, I already ate those. You're out of luck, Killer," and then Bepo is all, "WHO TOOK MAH HANDS?!"
And then Luffy is like, "I DID, MUTHA FUCKA!!" and Zoro's all, "AND A KING OF THE PIRATES TO YOU, GOOD SIR!!"
So, Capone all walks in, leather bound, and he sits down on a stool. And Kidd's all, "Dude! You're getting your butt cheeks all over the stool!" and Capone turns to Kidd suddenly, murffing murffing, and LE GASP!! THE BALL GAG COMETH!!! Then Law's all, "Bonney must be near!!"
Okay, so, Bonney all walks in. Except, it isn't regular Bonney. It's a frickin' pink dragon Bonney!! And Killer's all, "HOLY SHIT!!" and Kidd's like, "HOLY SHIT!!" and Law's all like, "HOLY SHIT!!" and Bepo is all like, "I left the dryer
"No thank you." I said softly.
"Ha, I knew you would say tha... wait what?" My sisters victorious grin was replace by pure confusion.
"I sad no thank you." You could hear the victorious tone in my voice but it didn't sound like I was bragging, good thing to note.
"W-why!?" Utterly confused she broke down into tears, catching me off guard. "This w-was supposed to go perfectly, w-why would you like this?" She wailed. I did something I never thought Is have to do again, and hugged her. She recoiled a bit at first but eventually just leaned in and cried on my shoulder. Once she was done I decided to re ask the question she hadn't answered earlier.
"Why do this to me though?" She looked up at
"Fine, what's the challenge?" I ask, Defeated. My sisters grins and jumps ecstatically.
"Yes, I knew you'd say that. You're challenge is to win at least one gold medal in the Olympics and I'll turn you back." That's it, just one, I would have thought she'd say something impossible like I had to win every event I was in.
"What's the catch?" Her grin widened as she pulled something out from behind her.
"If you fail, you'll have to wear this and be my cute little sister." she produced a small pink one piece with a frilly skirt like bottom. I wasn't impressed.
"You'll never get that on me, it'll rip." I scoffed.
"On the contrary." My sister was smirking. "The Clerk who sold it to me, who's only a couple of inches shorter than you now and is waaaay curvier by the wa