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Literature
Epic Rap Battles of OFF - The Batter vs Zacharie
EEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF OFF!!!
THE BATTER
VERSUUUS
ZAAAAACHARIIIIE!!
BEGIN!!

Batter:
I will spare a little time from my holy mission
To teach this creepy merchant that I am the definition
of sacredness, righteousness
Your filthy hands can’t touch this
Just sell me what I need and keep your jokes full of piss
The main role is mine and I wield the mighty bat
You’re just a greedy freak whose worth is lower than a cat
So scurry along to your next post like a rat
While I purify these ghosts in only one second flat ( *sticks middle finger up* )
Zacharie:
Ha ha ha, you’re right about something amigo
Truely you’re the main Puppet in this grand puppet show
Don’t you know you wouldn’t even be able to continue without moi~?
I’m the reason you can fight or heal, so you should bask in awe
Of all the items I’ve got; the tickets, equipment, and meat
Not enough credits? Too bad; revenge is sweet~
A preacher on a killing spree, ha, how ironic
If yo
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OFF! :icondefenestratin:defenestratin 1,284 64 Zacharie :iconarkeresia:Arkeresia 1,277 63 Off (game): Fate :icondragonclaudz:DragonClaudz 886 26 the cool zacharie :iconsout:Sout 2,881 206 The Bad Batter :iconjcm2:jcm2 1,221 39 [OFF] The Judge :iconadorkablemarina:AdorkableMarina 780 36 Off :iconh0lyhandgrenade:H0lyhandgrenade 2,019 43 OFF - Hugo :iconpetitecreme:Petitecreme 1,066 19 OFF :iconnadiezda:Nadiezda 2,669 50 Zacharie :iconjcm2:jcm2 912 62 OFF fanart collection :iconbarukurii:Barukurii 861 16 Burned Elsen :iconjcm2:jcm2 789 24 More Production [OFF] :iconjcm2:jcm2 459 5 Play OFF! :iconjcm2:jcm2 414 18 Distressed. :iconmissiodei:missiodei 473 16 Dedan :iconjcm2:jcm2 302 7 OFF - Japhet :iconpetitecreme:Petitecreme 673 12 Sucre :iconjcm2:jcm2 765 38 OFF - Dedan :iconpetitecreme:Petitecreme 711 1 :OFF: acrobatics routine in progress :icontinycalcium:tinycalcium 900 44 Burned Elsen 3 :iconjcm2:jcm2 604 24 ZACHARIE'S OFF MEME :iconzacharle:ZACHARlE 316 99 The Batter :iconarkeresia:Arkeresia 782 29 OFF :iconvasheren:Vasheren 832 19 OFF fanart collection 2 :iconbarukurii:Barukurii 779 15 Avatar Beat [OFF] :iconjcm2:jcm2 357 23 Japhet :iconjcm2:jcm2 575 18 Elsen :iconjcm2:jcm2 543 32 Well hello, how can I help you? :iconlirlys:Lirlys 441 30 Meowing into nothingness ... :iconjcm2:jcm2 494 24 Minuit a Fond la Caisse [OFF] :iconjcm2:jcm2 381 9 Untitled OFF thing :iconbarukurii:Barukurii 907 8 A new Shooting star ! :iconjcm2:jcm2 651 33 Zacharie :iconkiradessnyaa:KiraDessNyaa 571 31 Bad Dad :iconkiradessnyaa:KiraDessNyaa 831 146 Purification :iconmistypancakez:MistyPancakez 431 70 and give us your tie. :iconpanicatomizer:panicatomizer 659 31 [OFF] *Mew* :iconadorkablemarina:AdorkableMarina 644 17 This cake is only for me! :iconjcm2:jcm2 292 15 The switch is OFF... :iconjcm2:jcm2 486 41 Spectrums :iconjcm2:jcm2 295 27 Dedan :iconjcm2:jcm2 605 37 gah :iconsikkofoley:sikkofoley 433 28