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 [Gwen, Heather, Courtney] I can't wait to Kill myself this Christmas... [Courtney] There's nothing worse than a fake Christmas tree Or a Santa that's too skinny [Gwen] Or when all I want is a Macbook Pro And I get an iPad Mini [Heather] My Hot Toddy isn't hot, my ugly sweater's too cute This fruitcake was made last September [Courtney] It's a Wonderful Life and Miracle on 34th Street Aren't as good as I remembered [Gwen, Heather, Courtney] I can't wait To kill myself this Christmas This is worse Than anything in the world! [Gwen] The nativity scene display is a disgrace That's not where baby Jesus goes! [Heather]