Who's that I see walkin' in these woods?
Why, it's Little Red Riding Hood.
Hey there Little Red Riding Hood,
You sure are looking good.
You're everything a big bad wolf could want.
Listen to me.
I was siting in the woods playing with my awesome bird friend Glibird. Well he was actually my only friend, that's what happens when your the big bad wolf. Ja, ja i am the Big Bad Wolf.
But I've read those stories and i have to say, totally un-awesome.I mean those pigs had it coming to them! And dude i don't blow on houses i just walked in to ask for some potatoes for my diner.
The guy started screaming and ran away! I got angry and things kinda got out of hand. Well after that stupid pig blew the story way out of proportion no one will go near me. I used to have two friends, a fox named Antonio and a Rabbit named Francis, but now they won't come near me because they think i'm going to eat them!
At least Gilbird stayed with me. I w