It is my pleasure to inform you that an opening has appeared to all applicants who wish to try their luck on becoming an Adventurer.
In line with this, I would like to invite you to apply for this available position. As an Adventurer, it shall be your duty to handle issues related to the unknown and unpredictable. You must be a good team player and should be able to perform well under minimum or should it inopportunely occur a complete and utter lack of supervision.
To be an applicant, you must meet the following qualifications:
must be a college graduate of a European folklore or related course
able to reliably access a good internet connection
maintains some skill in fencing or a comparable combat art
willing to work graveyards
bilingual a plus
I hope to see your application for this exciting, lucrative and often life-long position!
Retrieval and Comeuppance Specialist