Jakobs (Tree of Reliance) by KingSwedishFish, literature
Literature
Jakobs (Tree of Reliance)
We, at Jakobs, have an old tradition, For manufacturing guns for swift execution. This is the brick and mortar for our foundation. That gives our company a stable reputation. If it took more than one, then you didn’t use the right gun. If you need something slain, it needs to be a Jakobs, To drop them down dead before the health pickup. Have a zombie apocalypse, a bandit horde, or a rat infestation? Just use our wood-inlaid vigilante litigation, For when when the doctor neds to create a complication. There is no other company that towers above us in bringing down the hammer. Our guns may not be the fanciest in the galaxies, But you can definitely trust our reliability. With every shot, it will be like taking a shot of whiskey. As every grain of gunpowder carries a special aroma for deadly alomancy. You don’t need two eyes to see, That we have an abundance of hospitality. These guns will cover most of your amenities, But don’t look at us to cover your hospital fees. When the ash