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Drunk Dialing || Eren x Reader (Modern!AU)
A/N: There's like one swear word, and randomness ensues.
also, lets pretend armin had a hella rad party to celebrate him finally reaching puberty and eren got hella drunk.
Ok now that we have some backstory, lets continue on with the crack!story I wrote at 3am B))
His fingers carelessly pressed against the screen of his phone in attempt to dial the digits he remembered from the top of his head. Though it took the brunette several tries, Eren finally managed to type in the correct phone number (without snickering whenever he wrote ‘8008135’), before pressing the call button without hesitation.
Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring—
“Jesus Eren, why on earth are you calling me at—“
“Ah, (Y/n), just the girl I wanted to talk to! Listen, Armin’s passed out and Marco’s twerking on Jean again, so I’m gonna need a lift home. Or maybe to Disneyland. Do you think they sell alcohol?”
“Its 3am! Of all the times you ever though
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How to love a girl who can't love herself.
    When she cries herself to sleep
    six out of seven nights a week you must
    say nothing. You must simply take
    her in your arms and kiss her gaunt,
    pale cheeks and wait for her to
    slumber at the sound of your heart.
    On the days where she wishes she
    were part of the stars, tell her
    no. Tell her that there are too many
    lights in the sky and that just one
    would be forgotten the moment you looked
    away from it. Tell her that she is perfect
    the way she is: completely human.
     Don't let her think about the scars
     that no one but her can see. If she
     says "I think I'm broken" smile like you
     know a secret and say, "No, you're mending."
     But do not be the one to fix her - no, she
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only the most
beautiful of creatures
live the shortest.
red roses and quivering
butterflies and other
useless things, like the
way she wishes on every star
she sees for a different
soul because she can't stand
the way it's rotting inside.
and it's only when
the thorns beneath her skin
start to bleed that her
monsters whisper, "have
you ever trembled, my dear?"
because they know
for every whimper that hides
faintly in the dark,
there is a pair of lips stretched
into a smile pretending
that all that is beautiful
is timeless and unbroken.
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oh, cassandra
the sun was a fool
when he thought himself worthy enough to
be blessed by the temple that
was your lips.
they all whispered.
like the delirium of a fever
that burns hotter than the
summer flames, turning skin
to paper and bones to dust.
but no -
not you.
for you shone bright
and the words that fell from your tongue
should have been enough to bring
all armies to their pathetic knees.
not you,
my dear.
the future danced along
your fingertips the way
fire flirts with kindling.
and if the rest of the world
turns their faces away;
if the rest of the world
sneers with a scorn that would make
a snake hiss in displeasure,
i will bury a blade between
their ribs - one forged of
a god's belated remorse and a mortal's
timeless adoration.
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How to pretend that you are a writer.
Act like you're not
okay when you are and
that you are when you're
not. Run barefoot in
the snow. Stand out
in the rain for an hour
and think about anything
and everything you can.
Fall in love with
riddles and things that
aren't real and the
way some stars
shine. Cry when
you realize that life is
just one big sham and write
one hundred cliché poems
about it, and then write one
that you actually mean.
Use profanity. Be the
one fucking introvert
in a room full of
extroverts and scream
shit just for the fun of
it. Swallow every goddamn
metaphor you ever dreamed
of and write them down
with your own blood.
Eulogize your own
misery. Put a crown on
it and let it rule your
heart for six years before
you throw a coup d'etat
but just end up with
your head in a basket.
Ask yourself why
you feel so
empty and when
you forgot how to
laugh and where you
last left your smile and
who you even really are
anymore. Mean every word.
Don't cry at funerals. Cry
yourself to sleep every
other night for
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star lit
you always liked to draw
us into the constellations,
wash us like watercolor
over the skyline's spectrum
(and i think we might be (t)here
we sketched
faint outlines of our destinies
onto curling pages in trembling,
graphite-t(a)inted daydreaming
(and did you ever notice
the shaking - your fingers
floated gently above my own
with each line).
we took turns
crumbling brushstrokes into
words unsaid, stretching
stanzas into sweeping tides
and quavering oceans, nipping at
the herds of lines and phrases
to keep them still and calm,
and your enigma wells
into the corners of my night,
spreading coincidental longings
and confidence across
the stars
like acrylics
(and i am so much more
in your arms):
the landscape of fate
you carved for me from
canvas and synergy is
aching to be filled - and
it will, and it will, because
you're my ursa major and
i am your little bear,
and this time
i'll learn to growl
the same way
you always have.
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