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Animaniacs/Sonic Story Idea • A security guard is snoozing on the ground somewhere in France or Italy.  It isn't Ralph; indeed, this security guard looks very, very similar to the Warner siblings, the major differences being his size (he's definitely an adult,) his outfit (security guard,) and his nose color (brown, not red.) • Without warning, Wakko Warner pops out from under the security guard's hat, asking if he knows anything about his family.  This wakes up the security guard, and he wonders who this guy is.  Yakko and Dot appear at this point, and the three Warners introduce themselves.  At this point, it's apparent that Wak