A year or so after Pom “remade” Dog Heaven to fit her needs, you could say. There’s Wi-Fi and a lot more shit that Shibe thought was never needed. But not a lot of dogs complained about the changes, and most of them are just learning the ways of the Internet. Most of them were more than happy.
Still, Shibe felt a little sad about not being able to be with his owner. He couldn’t stop watching over her as she went to work and the store and every place else. He felt happy to see that she’d moved on but always came back to their resting place to lay flowers or just sit there.
“You’re still here?”
Shibe looked back, a bit startle until he saw it was only Hus. Shibe blushe
For most, when they think of zombies
They imagine vengeful, violent monsters
Although this isn't far from the truth
It makes it all the more unusual
To watch a scene of romance unfold!
To be honest, it was rather hard to tell
Which was male and which female
But there they were, cuddled up on a park bench
While their fellow zombies wreaked havoc in the city
Eating humans with ominous glee
Now, I don't quite know exactly what they planned
As I imagine they were too decayed to reach fourth base
But it was certainly a comical sight
When he slowly leaned down to kiss her
And one of his eyes popped out
She was slightly surprised
As it fell on the ground and rolled away
From where we hid in the bushes
It was somewhat hard to see
But when he stood up to retrieve it
I imagine he stepped on it
Since even at a distance
We heard a splat and a frustrated groan!
When they finally picked back up where they left off
My friend and I started to plan our escape
We certainly wou