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Literature
Rules of Manga and Anime
#1 also known as *The hair rule*:  Hair will be considered to be made out of steel in any circumstance unless:
a) it's length is enough to surpass the shoulders and there is wind or the character is hanging upside down.
b) the character has to put on a hat or helmet.
#2: if the words *Final battle* or *Ultimate enemy* are said, there will be another arc; unless the author dies or the company goes broke.
#3: if a character has a secret, such secret cannot be revealed unless it's the end of the arc, and chances are it'll be the next arc.
#4: the weight of a weapon is inversely proportional to its size and power.
#5: if protagonist is weaker than friend, and bad guy defeats named friend; then bad guy will be defeated by protagonist.
#6: there is no such thing as too much weapons.
#7: if protagonist is a bad guy, the series will end with his death or attempt of redemption.
#8: plans made in the last minute are ten times more likely to succeed than any plan that's been thought thr
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Hellsing bloopers 1-The phone :iconfireheart1001:fireheart1001 1,381 832 Pinkie Pie at the Gala :iconkittenseitz:KittenSeitz 2,171 66 Drawing Expressions pg 1 :iconsai-manga-tuts:Sai-Manga-Tuts 2,116 84 Contrary To Popular Belief... :iconperfectly--imperfect:Perfectly--Imperfect 1,629 457 Downtime in Spacetime :iconeither-art:Either-Art 1,094 145 The HONEST Definition of Feminism :iconbrentcherry:brentcherry 146 365 MASS EFFECT 2 - Elcor Spectre :iconmigo-go:MiGo-Go 922 155 How to boil a frog V1 :iconangiwallace:AngiWallace 535 57 AIR GRAVITY 6 :iconcetrobo:cetrobo 287 16 7:28 PM :iconcetrobo:cetrobo 982 84 SUPER PSY :iconcetrobo:cetrobo 648 99 Drawing Expressions pg 2 :iconsai-manga-tuts:Sai-Manga-Tuts 1,614 34 FAMILY LEVITATE :iconcetrobo:cetrobo 770 166 Computer murder :iconladyslyofcastelmore:LadySlyOfCastelmore 339 121 AIR GRAVITY 7 :iconcetrobo:cetrobo 256 18 :mouthfulofcrabs: :iconayelie-stuff:Ayelie-stuff 576 197 Drawing Expressions Pg 4 :iconsai-manga-tuts:Sai-Manga-Tuts 1,496 25 Cereal Guy Vs. Cereal GaGa :iconfpf5:Fpf5 346 115 Angry Pinkie :iconkittenseitz:KittenSeitz 921 142 Sexism -demotivation- :icondragunov-ex:Dragunov-EX 179 120
Literature
Writer's Block Sonnet
Her feet are wearing holes in the carpet
While she paces 'round and 'round with a scowl
Apparently her book gives her a fit
And no one dares to talk to her at all
Her fists are clenched and waving through the air
Making gestures no one can understand
She has been pacing several hours there
Immersed in some issue that is at hand
Her eyes stare off into some unseen world
As if she is squinting at a wet page
The ink has run and everything is blurred
Her eyes too tired to read it in her rage
But then! some idea strikes her at last
I never knew that she could run so fast.
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Literature
Funny Phrases, Slogans, Quotes
-"Coincidence is God’s pseudonym."
-"Those who can, do. Those who can't, criticize." - Arthur C Clarke.
-"The only cooking men do is barbecues because it involves danger." - Erma Bombeck
-"Let regulations be damned." - Hikaru Sulu.
-"After a time, you may find that having is not so much pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical but it is often true." - Spock
-"One man's trash, is another man's treasure."
-"I don't just want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying." -Woody Allen.
-"Everyone's a hypocrite; don't be so obsessed with someone's particular brand" - James Evans Wilson.
-"I am not a liar; I just have a very flexible relationship with the truth."
-"There's no ‘I’ in 'team'. There is a ‘me’, though, if you jumble it up."
-"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."
-"Humanity is overrated." - Gregory House
-"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."
-"A lar
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Drawing Expressions pg 3 :iconsai-manga-tuts:Sai-Manga-Tuts 1,470 30 AIR GRAVITY 5 :iconcetrobo:cetrobo 870 185 Late reactions :iconmelanch0lydreams:MeLanCh0lYdreams 242 30 Google :iconennil:ennil 486 54 Shark :iconxatosilur:xatosilur 3,158 526 Laughing Red eyed tree frog :iconangiwallace:AngiWallace 392 29 Shizuo win :iconmelanch0lydreams:MeLanCh0lYdreams 1,137 159 Honest Mistake :iconexpose42:Expose42 403 40 Ninja De-Motivational II :iconrakenesh:Rakenesh 281 79 What is Minecraft :icontradt-production:TRADT-PRODUCTION 624 203 3 :iconmarikobard:Marikobard 179 68 Nice Butt Stamp :iconkezzi-rose:Kezzi-Rose 6,567 526
Literature
A crack zombie survival OC meme :: Blank
RULES:
- Pick 8 of your OCs. If you don’t have enough OCs borrow yer friends's char or whatever.
- Don't look at the [number]s in the question while picking the order of your characters.
- Link back to the blank.
- Have brains! :zombie:
PICK YOUR SACRIF... er, I mean SURVIVORS!
1.
2. 
3. 
4. 
5.
6.
7.
8.
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1. [1], [2], [5] and [6] was playing card inside a room when [3] frantically ran in, slammed the door shut, closed all of the windows and yelled that the zombie apocalypse had happened.
2. After checked the news, the group tried to put together a temporary zombie survival kit by items inside the room: a set of playing card, a coffee table, a tea set, four cushions, two empty plastic bottle, one bottle of pepsi (full), a piece of pizza, a box of tissue, a household electric floor fan, a TV, a PS4, a laptop, eight pens, a wooden hair comb, four window curtains, a life-size cardboard cutout of Daryl Dixon and a cat. Their ce
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Army of Ninjas -demotivation- :icondragunov-ex:Dragunov-EX 203 93 Trolls -demotivation- :icondragunov-ex:Dragunov-EX 144 34 DT- Dog calls :iconcaycowa:caycowa 550 136 Dzzt :iconlaura-ferreira:Laura-Ferreira 456 59
Literature
Rules of Manga and Anime pt2
#1: happy-go-lucky, stupid and blunt is the mold for most protagonists of successful anime/manga series.
#2: almost all the personalities of the characters in a series are a copy of characters that have the same role in some other series.
#3: all protagonists are virgins; if not, they're older than twenty three and like drinking and smoking.
#4: unless the above rule says otherwise, all protagonists are younger than twenty.
#5: a bad guy will always say their ultimate master-plan when about to be utterly defeated.
#6: animals that can transform tend to turn into sexy females.
#7: there's a high chance there's a character that adds the same word at the end of every phrase.
#8: gender-bent characters are sexy, handsome/beautiful or overall pretty.
Age:
#Females:
  #1: if she is sexy and mature, she's between 13 and 16.
  #2: if she's childish, underdeveloped and small, she's around her mid twenties.
#Males:
  #1: the only way for him to be older than ninetee
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Literature
The Rough Guide to Sealand
You, my good friend have decided to visit Sealand! An excellent choice of destination, if I might congratulate you. Did you know that Sealand is the only country in the world whose name is not yet in the dictionary? The inhabitants will enthral you with more fascinating trivia on your trip. Yet another good reason to visit this fabulous country.
The basics:
Sealand consists of a 550 metres squared block of concrete off the coast of Suffolk. The entire nation can be seen in one, non-satellite photograph. We Sealanders enjoy being unique in such ways as this. The whole nation also has a single facebook account!
Before you arrive, it is crucial to understand that Sealand is a fully independent country. We are not ruled by Britain, Germany, or anyone else for that matter. Those bastards at the UN may not want to recognise us, but that’s irrelevant! Because, my international friends, 668 people on facebook do! So there! Primary industries on Sealand are… uh… fis
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