Video Giorgio 70 Hansel And Gretel Witch Hunters by baritonebear, literature
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Video Giorgio 70 Hansel And Gretel Witch Hunters
Video Giorgio 70 Hansel & Gretel : Witch Hunters
This one is for Cecil Trachtenberg, Mr Good Bad Flick.
Remember them two kids got «lost» in the wood and captured by a witch living in a house made of gingerbread? How they put her ass in the fire once she told them she was planning on cooking them? They got a taste for the murder of the magically inclined!
Some years later, they’ve become a couple of leather coat wearing, gun totting, profanity spewing monster killers for hire. Hansel(Jeremy Renner) is the bruiser who battles type-2 diabetes. Gretel(Gemma Arterton) is the brain who must deal with creepy fanboys such as Ben(T