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Videogame Review, Centipede & Millipede for the Xbox 360 (w/ Limited Edition Halo Controller) If a reviewer tells you he is “insignificant”, don’t listen to him and avoid him at all costs. For my philosophy on video games, I must be significant, not insignificant. You can only tell the truth by being significant. You need meaning in your life for the truth. Are all these other videogame reviewers writing their criticism just to be “insignificant” and meaningless? Unfortunately, some reviewers think they are pathetic, useless excuses for a human being and they will actually tell you their criticism is not “comprehensive”. My feelings are hurt when I think of these reviewers! I never say I am insignificant. I don’t care if there’s space, air, wind, breeze, or whatever you call it. I tell the truth because I am significant. I mean something to the world! Yeah, shooting bugs in a video game does appear very insignificant; but, it’s not. I’m sorry. But if you think you are “insignificant”

Videogame Review, Earthworm Jim 2 for the Super Nintendo This is confusing! Not only are there bugs and errors in this game, the programmers put bugs and errors in this game on purpose. I can sense that while reading the funny-looking manual. You get so many objectives here that at least half of them are stupid. Don’t get me wrong- you’ll be shooting at dirt. Even the dirt doesn’t always look that pretty. Gamers need a real object and I’m not seeing so much of an object from the program. Big weapons are available early on, but there’s little to few enemies to use them on and I complete the very first level by simply swallowing a goldfish. What’s the point? Comedy does have its ridiculous merit. The gameplay becomes a longer expression over the radar of mess. You’re actually supposed to have a mess and, depending on fate, even make a mess for some kind of crazy excuse of adventure-taking madness. The game isn’t a serious threat; however, I think jokes should be more leaning on virtue

“Beauty and Estimation” You must estimate beauty with another witness. You cannot “stand alone” for beauty. Unless you appeal to somebody else, your appearance doesn’t matter. Beauty is not in the eye for yourself; beauty is in the “eyes” for lovers.