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The Stages of Bimbofication by sullenmoony, literature

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The Stages of Bimbofication

The following is an examination of Bimbofication, its advancement, and its consequences. Stage 1: Here we observe that bimbofication is slowly asserting itself through subtle changes in perception and in rare moments behavior. This stage is most like a recurring daydream, with moments of spacey detachment. No physical changes yet, but new habits form and appetites change. These are the last days of ordinary life. Stage 2: This stage is the growing realization that something is happening with a refusal to come to terms with that. The body starts to change and subtle differences in behavior are adding up, and appetites become great cr

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The Snowclone Machine

Red is the new Black- or is it: Green is the new Red? Evil is the new Good, and Disappointed is the new Dead. Not getting your own way is the new Oppression, and Friends With Benefits, is the new-fangled Mate. Brief Infatuation is the new way of Love, and Philosophical Disagreement the new definition of Hate. 'Gimme free stuff!' is the new Social Justice, and a Sense of Entitlement is the brand-new Need, Screaming and Crying is the new and improved Method of Debate, and twice-the-price fine-print contracts, are the new meaning of 'Free'. 'Someone needs to pay for this!' is the new Social Responsibility, and: 'I shouldn't have to do that!