A 'Looney' Day at the Beach (TG)
Larry, Taylor, and Patrick were driving down to the beach to meet their friend, Tad, who had set them up on a blind date. Larry had agreed to drive the three of them there, despite finding blind dates stupid and disastrous. However, his two friends were desperate to get laid, so he figured he’d have to take one for the team. Soon, he had parked his car and he and his friends stepped out onto the gravelly road, taking a good look at the sand and ocean that was just down the hill.
“Where do you suppose Tad is?” Patrick wondered aloud.
“I don’t know, man.” Larry sighed. “Let’s just find them and get this over with.”
“I sure hope he set us up with some good dates.” Taylor added.
“Don’t worry, Tad always comes through for us,” Patrick replied.
“Indeed I do!” a fourth voice chimed, catching the trio off guard as they quickly turned around, seeing Tad. Tad was a man of average height, average weigh