Venus the Amazon's Excellent Adventure by TopicalFriend777, literature
Literature
Venus the Amazon's Excellent Adventure
Yesterday, William Stanley Preston and Theodore Logan (better known as Bill and Ted) messed up their museum’s exhibit of Really Important Art, wrecking the Mona Lisa and the Venus De Milo. Or at least they thought they did. Instead, they had simply wrecked a fake version of the Mona Lisa and assumed the armless statue of Venus De MIlo wasn't supposed to be armless. After correcting the mixups, and paying off the shopping spree of Mona, they simply moved on like they do from all their time travel adventures. Today, they were both sitting around the garage trying to write a new song. Bill’s mind was supposed to be on cool lyrics, but somehow kept wondering about… other things. “Big… bodacious… baabes! With big… bodacious… aaaarms!” Bill mindlessly sung as he strummed his guitar. “Bill! Why must you insist we create a song about ladies' arms? That seems most inappropriate!” Ted interrupted. “My mistake, Ted. It is just that ever since our encounter with Venus yesterday, I have not