i want to be the girl you fight for. i want you to cross oceans, fight fires, go three days without sleep, just to see me. i want to be so irresistable that you'll have to fight the urge to kiss me, to love me, to smell my hair and tell me that i remind you of the worlds most beautiful sunset. i want to be the girl that you're yourself around. i want you to treat me like a princess and treat me like one of the guys and treat me like a qu
Completely Missing the Point She does that so much it looks deliberate.
Not Me This Time She's a default suspect of any causes of destruction and calamity around her.
Beware the Nice Ones And how
Deadpan Snarker She doesn't miss an opportunity
Disproportionate Retribution Rodney ask her to teach him the basics of martial arts to make him able to fight back Colin's bullying. And what Gil does? She beats the crap out of Rodney as if he were a punching doll, intentionally breaking his foot to make a point ("people in the street will not be that kind, so get ready to kick ass or get your ass kicked").
Team Pet Evil the Possum
Beyond the Impossible Evil the Possum and Gigi the Poodle has offspring: five hyb