What houses they will own
Some said theyd like a mansion
Some said a cottage for a home
One said shed opt for a canal boat
In which to rest her stressed-out soul
But they looked at me kinda funny...
Because I want a hobbit hole.
One thats buried in a grassy hill -
Well mown, with lots of flowers,
A separate place to grow the vegetables
And while away the hours -
One with a big round door
Painted green, like Bilbos at Bag End
And little porthole windows
And a flower bed to tend
A hobbit hole would suit me very well
Cuz Im as wide as I am tall
The kitchen is always very big
And the pantry never small.
The walls are clad in wooden panelling
And the ceilings are kept low -
Which would really help my self-esteem
Since I never seem to grow