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Why live in Canada?
1. You don't have to worry if it is going to rain - it's already raining
2. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges to the 'burbs
3. The local hero is a pot-smoking snowboarder
4. The local wine doesn't taste like malt vinegar
5. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is 5 hours from downtown
6. You have a university with a nude beach
7. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations
8. You have a fleet of old rusted ships that you got for free from China
9. There's always some sort of forest protest going on somewhere
10. People here never get a tan - they rust
1. The Rockies are between you and B.C.
2. Preston Manning goes to Ottawa a lot, so he isn't here
3. Tax on goods is 7 percent instead of approx. 20 percent
4. The Premier is a beer drinker with about grade 4 education
5. Flames vs. Oilers
6. Stamps vs. Eskies
7. You can exploit almost any natural resourc
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Only Look at Me - Spamano
He wasn't usually a selfish person; a little bit rude, maybe, but never selfish. Lovino sat on his bed, checking the time warily. Soon, the meeting would be over, and the selected countries would be let out.
Perhaps he would ask him to lunch today; although, that happy-go-lucky bastard would just smile that same smile and reply with a redundant, "Really? With me? Alright then, let's go!"
He sighed; he might as well call him up now, before he changed his mind.
Lovino stretched over to pick up his cell phone from his bedside table. Hesitantly, he tapped the seven digit number and hit "call".
The sound of ringing filled his ears, seemingly growing louder and louder, then stopped suddenly when he heard Antonio pick up at the end of the line, "Hello?"
He felt his breath hitch in his throat, but quickly shook it off and replied, "H-hey."
Well, this was awkward. What the hell was he supposed to do now?!
Before Antonio could say another word, Lovino interjected, "…y-you want to go out for
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this spacebar cell with the
chattering sticky keys and tangled wires
will shift and
sliip to the
ground -
enter, enter, enter a world of
semicolon stomachaches, question mark
quivers, loners left in lowercase limbo:
we are eight tracks, eight bits, but never quite
cloud niine
watch as footsteps fill the quota
of this silent cyberspace, dashing
between periods as the (amper)sands
of time drain to the bottom of
an endless hourglass
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I Want to Be a Nerd
I'm through with standing in line to movies I'll never get in
It's like Super Mario Sunshine 'cause I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be…
(It's Christmas! Tell me what you want!)
I want a brand new laptop of the Alienware kind
And to have a boyfriend who pwns all mankind [what? Guess I got that one]
And a king size bed
Big enough for one plus me
(But, what do you need?)
I need a calculator that's got no limit
And a big black van with a techlab in it
Gonna join the most wanted list
At ninety-seven million dollars
(Been there, didn't get caught)
I want to party like the ultimate geek,
Have LAN parties every day of the week
Somewhere between the wall and floor
Is fine by me
(Don't knock over the computer!!)
I'm gonna love this life
For all its worth I'm pretty blessed
I'm done with hurting
And being so depressed
'Cause we all just want to be nerdy stars  
And live in bohemian houses, drivin' Nissan cars
The girls come tough bu
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