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What would the Freelancers do for a Klondike bar?
At Freelancer commend, we asked the freelancer agents what they would do for a Klondike bar
So, what would you do for a Klondike bar?
South Dakota: Kill my brother
North: What!?
South: I mean… kiss my brother.
North: ...I feel uncomfortable right now.
Me: You and me both.
Carolina: Do you think if I gave the Director a Klondike bar he would make me number one again!?
Me: Um, I don't know, maybe-
Carolina: YEAZ!
York: If I hold a Klondike bar to my eye, do you think it would help me see out of it?
Me: No.
York: Oh. Ok.
Me: Would you like a Klondike bar now?
York:  Sure.
Me: But what would you do for one?
York: ...Just give me the fucking bar
Washington: A Klondike bar!? Klondike bars are the worst bars ever. Of all ti-
[Tex punches him in the face]
Tex: DON'T BADMOUTH KLONDIKE BARS! I LOVE KLONDIKE BARS, BITCH!
CT: ....................what? I'm sorry, I can't think about ice cream right now. I'm too confused on how in the world that I'm a guy in season 7.
Wyoming: Klondik
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