"I've run every simulation as to how a Palin Presidency would unfold. It always ends with a giant condor eating America."

-Reagan OS 911
(Daily Show fans will get the reference. :XD:)

A female Andean Condor at the Franklin Park Zoo, Boston Massachusetts.
This creature has the distinction of being one of the largest and most long-lived birds on earth.
The Andean Condor has the worlds largest wingspan of up to 3.2 meters.
And captive specimens of this animal have been known to live up to 100 years.