I was reading my "Life In Hell" books and remembered how much I loved Matt Groening's fake magazines like "Lonely Tyrant" and "Insufferable Co-Worker". I worked at Staples for three and a half years and before that made an illustrious career in such department stores as Sears, JCPenney and B.J.'s Wholesale. Man do I hate retail. However, I think everyone should work retail for at least one year. You will be amazed how dumb so many people can be. So for fun, I made this fake magazine cover. If you work in retail; God bless you. Get a print of this image and paste it to the front of a magazine and leave it on your boss' desk or in the employee lounge and see who you can piss off at the corporate office.