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Warning: definitely has swearing in it.
One day in Castle Oblivion, Roxas was walking through the hall when he found Axel and Larxene having an arguement.
"You bastard!" Larxene shouted. "Why'd you do that??"
"Because you're a bitch," Axel said.
Roxas asked Axel, "Axel, whats a bitch and a bastard?"
"Uh, little buddy!" Axel said awkwardly. "Well a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentleman."
Later, Roxas was walking along and heard Marluxia and Larxene having sex.
"Put your dick in my pussy!" he heard Larxene scream.
Later, Roxas asked Axel, "Axel whats a dick and whats a pussy?"
Axel, still awkwardly, said, "Little buddy, a dick is a cane and a pussy is a hat."
An hour later, Roxas found Xemnas shaving. Xemnas got a cut on his throat and said "Shit!"
"Superior, what's shit?" Roxas asked him.
"Number XIII!" Xemnas said, awkwardly. "Uh, shit is shaving cream."
Later, Roxas went to the kitchen to get some ice cream. Xaldin was cutting a turkey for Thank