100 ways to piss of the Akatsuki100 Ways To Piss Off The AkatsukiMore Like This
1. Throw Sasori's puppets in the fireplace and claim that you couldn't find any firewood.
2. Ask Deidara when the baby's due.
3. Talk in third person like Tobi and when someone questions you about it,
speak normal and deny it ever happened.
4. Put speakers in all the air vents that lead to the members' rooms and play the Barney theme song over and over.
5. Stare at the wall during an Akatsuki meeting. At the last five minutes of the meeting, state loudly to Pein, Madara, or whoever is speaking that you weren't paying attention and that they need to repeat the whole thing.
6. Go up to Deidara in front of the entire Akatsuki and demand loudly why you found your underwear under his pillow.
7. Start singing "Dude Looks Like A Lady" every time Deidara walks in the room.
8. Make fake charms and hang them all around the base. Claim that they keep the aliens away. Whenever one of the Akatsuki members says that aliens don't exist, run away screaming, "YOU'R