30 Ways to Annoy Bill Kaulitz30 Ways to Annoy Bill KaulitzMore Like This
1. Accidentally call him a girl in public.
2. Laugh hysterically every time he speaks the word what.
3. Steal all his eyeliner and begin drawing strange pictures all over his walls. When he asks what you are doing turn your back to him and mutter something about Georg doing you wrong.
4. Sing very loudly and very off-key to any Green Day song he might be playing.
5. At 4:27 in the morning, jump on his bed and scream The leprechauns are attacking! The leprechauns are attacking! Run for your life!
6. Rename him Phillip Johnny Bob and refuse to call him by any other name.
7. Give away the ending to any movie he may be watching.
8. Every time he beats you at a video game smack him with a pillow and accuse him of cheating.
9. Make fun of his dancing.
10. Tell him he looks like Michael Jackson.
11. Let a rabid monkey loose in his room while hes asleep.
12. Tell him his voice reminds you of a dying constipated cow.
Vampire.Blood.More Like This
Seeping slowly from two holes in his neck.
I see bitemarks.
I lick my lips.
He didn't fight me.
Thought I wanted a one night stand.
I was just hungry.
He yelped when I sank my fangs into his neck.
His heart started beating.
Became heavy, but that was no problem.
I pushed him firmly against the brick wall.
Sucked him almost dry.
Blood is best when the heart is still beating.
The police won't find anything after me.
Except for the bitemarks.
I'm a creature of the night.
I'm on the prey again next night looking for more delicious blood.
I am a vampire.